Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
i cannot find BOTH of my favorite pairs of jeans. they’ve vanished 100% which makes me think someone stole them out of my laundry, because how the fuck else do you lose TWO pairs of jeans and i’m honestly just so annoyed i don’t like any of my other jeans i want my faves back UGH